Media Quote of the Week: Joey Essex- What A Plum!
Joey Essex (Photo taken from neonmanagement.com)
On this Wednesday’s episode of The Only Way Is Essex a.k.a. TOWIE (which I just finished watching in ITV Player ’cause I missed it) , in a conversation with Kirk, Joey Essex asked:
“Asparagus? Is that broccoli?”
Erm, no Joey. Asparagus is asparagus. Just like broccoli is broccoli. He clearly hasn’t got a clue about his fruit and veg. Too busy being, looking and smelling “reem”, I suppose. Now, if he had asked if asparagus was LIKE broccoli then he wouldn’t have come across so dopey. That one simple word ‘like’, which is so over used in Essex (though usually as an unnecessary additional word in the middle or at the end of a sentence), would have made such a difference. Nonetheless, you’ve got to love him for being him.
Oh, and don’t even get me started with Arg’s “How can he call us dumb and dumber? I’ve got 8 GCSEs!!”. Oh Lord!
